Fit secretary!

I have just got a new secretary who is pretty bloody good looking! Only down side is she is so tediously annoying she makes Alan Carr seem like a decent chap.

She's also about as useful as a d*ck flavoured lollypop.

She livens the office up though, with her stories of being taken advantage of etc where she always seems to end up with some randomer in a bar late at night, agreeing to go to his house and get naked in front of a camera / web-cam / live audience.

Would you hire someone like that? I'm vain, so I did.

She sounds like a good sport anyway, perhaps she would like to minute our AGM???

i second that you wanna borrow my web cam lol

i vote she gets a membership form

riz

seconded

That would mean her doing admin / secretarial work and, as i've already pointed out, she aint too hot on that!

She's got a nice arse though, so we'll forgive her that.

Who cares about the work if she's fit!

Sam